𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

Russia is not communist, though?

I know the police cause you trouble,
They cause trouble everywhere,
But when you die and go to Heaven,
You’ll find no policemen there.

– Woodie Guthrie, ca. 1944

I hate to break it to you – but we’re already here.

Oh god, imagine USB-A’ing your electrical outlets.

*shudders in german*

Pick that up!

FOR KARL!!!

Oh, my sweet summer child.

Do you have any idea how German politics is evolving right now?

I work in an office, that’s the bare minimum here.

Hiring me has many benefits!

• does work
• shows up
• takes average amount of toilet brakes
• rarely breaks things
• fucks up only on accident

THIS IS HOW YOUR FREE COFFEE AND WATER “BENEFITS” FUCKING SOUND!!

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

A cursory search could’ve revealed that that’s simply untrue.

Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

Also they pay Elon $8 a month.