Oh I’m married so 1) the bar to get laid is lower 2) there’s a ceiling on the amount of poon I can land in a week. Really frees me up to do important things like fart around on Lemmy.

Chase poontang all day every day. Not even joking, I know myself.

I mean, a lot of “chasing” would be working out, eating healthy, and earning money, but I know why I’d do those things.

Zoltan!

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