Same. Still go there on desktop when I’ve got a question related to my profession or SW5e

I have a yeti mug that is freakin amazing. I will be sad when i inevitably lose it. I also would never ever ever pay that much for a coffee mug. Ridiculous

Now excuse me while i get something from my Milwaukee Packout™ toolbox

Your sacrifice for your owners does not make you noble

shit, this is a meme post. Carry on

“oh yeah, i work 14hr shifts every day”

• some asshole, probably

Goddamn. Most of us would’ve just called them a pedantic twat.

Shit man, that was a righteous burn

Naaaahhhh, I lock eyes with the next dude and say one of two things:

• It’s all urine!

Or

• Good luck. We’re past air freshener. That’s gonna need an old priest and a young priest

Oh dang yeah DNR. Sometimes I’m a big ol dumb dumb

My dad almost died of a massive heart attack 5 years ago. It was bad enough that we agreed to a NDA DNR after his 4th crash in the ICU. We joke that he heard us talking and said “screw that” because he didn’t crash again and made a recovery.

He’s now in the final stages of renal failure, and every extra day we got these last 5 years has been precious.

If you have family you love, go give them a hug. They won’t be around forever, even if it feels like it sometimes

*edit: DNR, I’m dumb