Check out teen titans go. They actually teach about things like equity, credit score, mortgage rates, “clean coal”, pyramid schemes, capitalism among many other topics that adults wouldn’t even bother with explaining. Which I think is doing your child a disservice, as well as being insulting.

Archer is my hands down favorite. Even the 3 shit seasons are still better than most shows. I just love the clever (and not-so clever) wordplay and insults in that show, many of which you can’t say on the internet anymore. Which if you’re of a certain age, is baffling.

Yup. Everything I wanted to be as a child. “That’s unrealistic, give up. Get a degree and work in a cubicle. You’re too lazy to ever be an athlete.”

So I’ve spent the last 3 months telling my mother she’s too stupid to vote, and pointed out that trump agrees.

On top of white paint, if it’s legal, try putting up some camo netting above the roof to provide shade on top of the reflectiveness of the white paint. Shades over windows.

Thank you. I had no idea I needed this.

This is the first I’m being made aware of this feature! My first ones will be anime and moe

Snake island.

Outside of losing a war, I’m not sure of any civilization that’s changed as hard and fast as America is at the moment. And it’s only going to get worse as the economy crashes.

Yeah but their velocity is much much lower atm.

That’s what I call it as well. Got clipped by a forklift. Just a welt and a really bad scrape, but it could have been much, much worse.

No I’m not. I’m just saying an opposable thumb would be even more advantageous.

Nope, it’s crows. Crows solve problems just like orcas, and remember. However crows can manipulate objects much better. Studies have shown they’re already using tools. Also, they can freaking fly!

Also, if we’re betting, I say a crows wing is much more likely to evolve an opposing thumb than a dolphin flipper.

Wanna party?

While mouthing “your parents didn’t want you”

I work in manufacturing in America. There’s NO FUCKING WAY. You’d be fired immediately if caught. I don’t even think the union would try to back you up. It’s simply too dangerous of an environment. However, reeking of booze from the night before? Apparently totally fine.

Or a recent wound.

Same problem. Why does every single individual anime need their own VERY specific instance?

Obviously they tried the door handles first unless they were knocked out. And to have a manual release in such a stupid, hidden spot? Don’t try to be an apologist for Tesla. There is no excuse for making such poorly designed cars these days.

$10 says he tries to charge the family for “crematorium services rendered”.

Nah, just the owners.