The same Alan Dershowitz who claims he always had his underwear on when he got massages at Epstein’s mansion? Hmm yeah, fuck that pedophilic genocide denying promoting clown.

Jeez, Davel, I’m not talking about the guys who expelled the fucking British empire from their tyrannical petite bourgeoisie slave kingdom here.

Why give up a stranglehold on current profit margins to upset the status quo for (in their kindest estimation) the possibility of a net positive when you can simply CRUSH DISSENT

At last, my grant from the foreign feline office! Now we can finally score some premo quality catnip and catch that dastardly bastard (who’s presumably responsible for all this) known only as my nemesis.