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6·7 days agoPolkadot.
If you say so.
2·15 days agoCan’t go wrong here.
It’s not. But it’s disturbingly apt.
“I told you, we can only do this three or four more times, and you fucked with SQUIRRELS?!?”
That’s a lot of filet o’ fish wrappers.
I probably wouldn’t have killed John Lennon if that was the case.
You always left me satisfied.
Huh, she said the same thing…
A little bowlegged, but otherwise fit as a fiddle.
Nope. Came out of the womb at 37.
Anything Self-Help. They’re usually just a vehicle to sell more shit.
“If you’re looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? Also, if you’re reading it in a book, folks, it ain’t self-help. It’s help.”
St. George Carlin
I now have negative desire to read this.
My exact thought as well. It was mandatory in HS, and i just never got the hype. Holden Caufield is a whiny phony.
Just Fa.
I have several ol’ reliables:
Grandma’s Boy: “high score? What’s that mean?”
Snatch: “when you’re in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya.”
Tombstone: “i got two guns, one for each of ya.”
Big Lebowski: “he’s a good man Jeffrey. And thorough.”
There’s more, but those are probably my most quoted.
I’m pretty sure ol’ Bertolt here was describing my extended family.
STOP. PLATE. TECTONICS.
When you get tapped along, it’ll make your covfefe hamberders yippy.