Spaceballs reference maybe?

Maybe if that were the only proof, but we all know about all the aid, weapons, bombs, and jets sent to Israel during this time. It’s not as if this report exists in a vacuum.

Also what type of jobs are you applying for?

It transports you 2 minutes into the future to the time when your toast is ready.

Most niche/novelty electronic devices like this give you a USB port and a 1M USB cable and make you figure the rest out on your own.

like, you can’t even be bothered to spend 5 minutes entertaining your pet?

And this is the method of play that requires the least amount of effort since you only need to press a button and flick your wrist around.

That said I might buy something like this just because I like to nerd out on electronics like this.

I don’t think this is always the case. I was asked by a woman that I was training at work if she could borrow $20 a few months ago and this was my initial response “what for?” Then my brain kicked in and I recognized that it could be for something innocuous like lunch or something else like tampons or other personal items and that it wasn’t any of my business, so I told her “sorry that seemed kind of personal” and offered it to her.

If someone asked me for a more significant amount of money, I’d definitely want to know what for, but a one-time request for $20 is fairly inconsequential to me if it’s someone I know.

A rounding error

I’d probably say “one point oh three two” for that one though

Reaching things on top of the fridge would be my special skill. I hope they’d create a special government position just for people like me.

I used to have a roommate who could shit in my pants from across the room. It was quite the trick.

Some say your page is under construction to this very day.

It’s to help prevent people from racing from stoplight to stoplight.

Not really much advice other than being proactive about issues, but it is funny how concerned you quickly become with all types of water once you own a home. Rain intrusion, drainage in the yard, leaky pipes, dripping noises, frozen pipes, gutters, humidity, water heater, storms, etc, etc. It’s a real menace and so are squirrels (as I also found out after purchasing a home).