Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Eugene
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Little Kitty Tables
This guy injects
Dog
My uncle had a pitbull named “kitty kitty”.
Atleast that’s what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he’d always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty… ".
Kytteigh
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
My grandparents had a cat named Pussy. My grandma was so upset when I told her what that was slang for
I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish “Pussy”
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, “Where’s My Pussy!” and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
Siri or Heygoogle
Dog.
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
Hahaha if you know, you know.
May we know?
He was a hugely racist piece of shit, even for his time, and named his black cat N word - man.
n****r-man was the name of one of Lovecraft’s family cats when he was growing up.
It was also what he named the cat in the short story The Rats in the Walls.
The cat name is racist. Searching for “h.p. lovecraft cat name” will give you the precise answer, if you want it.
Not without someone getting a ban.
I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. (“Black” and “Potato” respectively.)
We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.
Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
It is definitely a fun name for the cat.
Doggo
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Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
My cat Chili could relate.
Perfect for a Sphinx cat.
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Grunch