Wine and Valium were a housewife’s best friends back then.

The answer is that there’s no one answer. Since people find it, since people make it, and some people don’t think it exists. I’m that last one, just killing time until sweet oblivion finally claims me.

Oh 4chan, no question.

Guess what his skin color is. Go on, guess.

Plot twist in 2031: The Metaverse has a population of 22 million but they’re all AI trying to sell each other Bitcoin.

I mean the interest rates on mortgages car payments are ridiculous.

Me: Dude I’m 46. I’ll be satisfied to still be alive in five years.

True or not doesn’t really matter, because our (US) govt is always supporting Israel even when they say they’re not and we all know it. It’s kinda a big problem. So what Iran says is irrelevant because even if they’re lying through their teeth these less than a 1% chance they’re correct.

TIL you need glasses to hear.

There’s a few people who’d be sad if I liked myself. That’s about it, really. Well that and the 7 medications and regular therapy.

He’s throwing a bitch fit that they won’t just do what he says.

Just more proof that the separation of powers is dead.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck.

Well Fox News has been, since inception, the propaganda arm of the GOP. So not only will they do anything to get and keep eyeballs, they have a deficit of ethics and ethical contributors. So if they need to spray paint a shit log and call it a gold nugget then that’s what they’re gonna keep on doing.

Superpowers: I only punch down - fair flights are unfair.

Probably not. Growing up, a kid I went to school with had the philosophy of “always assume that your parents can and do spy on you all the time in ways you can’t detect.” Overblown maybe, but he never got in trouble for about, so there’s that. If you’re afraid of the government - which you should be, especially when protesting - it’s better to be safe than sorry. Leave it home. Get a burner phone if you need one.

Damn I haven’t thought of that kid in like 20 years. I wonder if he ended up a normal adult or not.

Vendotron, please give me a Snickers bar.

Vendotron: Dispensing black licorice. Have a nice day!

It’s clearly on purpose too. The camera pans to look at the (masked) cops and one deliberately shoots at them. Fuck the Orange Jackass, Stephen Miller, and everyone else involved in this mess. The soldiers should have refused the orders and arrested the criminal bastards.